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  • Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
  • Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will for you to open this link.
  • Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
  • Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
  • Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
  • Buddhist explanation:.........................
  • Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.
  • Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not open?
  • Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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